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On our "Joke Page" we will have a constantly updated list of jokes. See below for some good ones. If you would like to send in your own jokes and get your name on this page please fill in the form at the bottom of this page THANKYOU !!!!!! You could also try these jokes on your friends
Little girl:How many pancakes can I eat on an empty stomach?
Dad:Four?
Little girl:Wrong Daddy!It''s one because then it is not empty anymore! HA!
This Joke Was Submitted By Oliver Armes
A man walks into a bar. What''s the first thing he says?
"Ouch" This Joke Was Submitted By Laura Humphreys
What is the difference between a fireman and a soilder?
You can't dip a fireman in your boiled egg This Joke Was Submitted By Richard Smith
Where do you find a tortoise with no legs?
Where you left it. This Joke Was Submitted By Mark Embleton
What snake can do maths?
An adder. This Joke Was Submitted By James Hanna
What do you call a Gorilla with ear-muffs on?
Anything you like, he can't hear you. This Joke Was Submitted By Craig Smith
Why do bees always hum?
Because they don't know the words. This Joke Was Submitted By Freddie SIbley-Calder
The Sad Tale of the Three Little Rabbits Three little rabbits were born to a superstitious mummy who named them, 'Foot', 'Foot-foot' and 'Foot-foot-foot'. As they grew they played together and one Summer's day they went out to play up into the hillside. After romping around for a few hours they were exhausted and suddenly, 'Foot' fell down and 'Foot-foot' and 'Foot-foot-foot ' were in a real panic. 'Foot-foot' said to 'Foot-foot-foot', 'Run down to the village and find the Doctor to help us'. So off 'Foot-foot' went at a hop and eventually the Doctor arrived but sadly pounced that poor old 'Foot ' was dead. (Sigh). Some months later, 'Foot-foot' and 'Foot-foot-foot' went to play up in the hillside and after romping around for some time, suddenly, 'Foot-foot', collapsed. 'Foot-foot-foot' was mortified. 'Please don't die on me 'Foot-foot', said 'Foot-foot-foot', we already have one 'Foot' in the grave " This Joke Was Submitted By Victor Owen
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. This Joke Was Submitted By An Anoynomous Donor
A jump lead walks into a bar.
The bar man says, "I''ll serve you, but don''t start anything" This Joke Was Submitted By Ashley Stebbing
Whats the difference between a brussel sprout and a bogey?
Kids dont eat brussel sprouts. This Joke Was Submitted By Dawn Morrison
Patient:Doctor Doctor, my tongue really hurts.
Doctor:Well go stick your tongue out the window.
Patient:Will this help my tongue?
Doctor:No I just dont like my neibours. This Joke Was Submitted By Dawn Morrison
Lady Jane Grey
Had little yo say.
What could she have said
After losing her head? This Joke Was Submitted By Dawn Morrison
How do you keep a stupid person waiting?
I''ll tell you later This Joke Was Submitted By Dawn
Where does the snowman hide his money?
In the Snow-Bank
A dog walks into a bar. He hops up on a bar stool and puts his front paws on the bar. He looks the bartender right in the eye and says, "Hey, guess what? I'm a talking dog. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? How about a drink for the talking dog?"
The bartender thinks for a moment and says, "Alright. The toilet's right around the corner."
A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground.
"I'm free, I'm free!" he shouted.
"So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."
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